chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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the-goddamazon:

queerfabulousmermaid:

sourcedumal:

Oh what I would give for the video of that shit…..

i can’t tell if this pic is before or after but you know they fucked you up

I just need to know how this turned out omg they look so fucking PLEASED.

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mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

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hannahvickers:

like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.

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arcticmornkeys:

whatfulllipsyouhave:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

remEMBER THAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE STEP BROS (OR HALF BROS I CANT REMEMBER) I THINK PHINEAS’ REAL DAD HAS BEEN NOW FOUND

THEY ARE STEP BROS. AND CANDACE HAS THE SAME SHAPE. CHRIST. THIS SHOW.

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tris-prior-2-allegiant:

Actual PSA. 

this is something that’s really important for people to understand, and that most people don’t

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parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

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They should teach self-love in school.

6-Word Story #94 (via writingsforwinter)

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freewilledangels:

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

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